it takes a world to be adored
i can't perform and girls get bored
success relates to simple things
as thinking less and drinking more
can i rely on me at all
talk to me for a day
have a chat, give a call
just agree, i can pay

rent a friend who really likes
not to condemn but understand
who won't talk much and helps you watch
the trains go by, the last man stand
waste your time by my side
despise me for a hundred grand
sympathy and cheap hotels
is all that rentboys can demand